I like to keep up on what the police are up to 
so I subscribe to a couple of police mags.

Most cop catalogs have badges, clothing, handcuffs and other cop supplies in them. So does this catalog.

This one goes beyond that. On page 25 it has books on lockpicking. Page 26 thru 28 are full of lockpicks and shims for opening locks.

I like the padlock shim pick set item PSPX which can be used to open most pad locks via shimming just as quickly as you can open them with a key (and far faster then picking them). But they are a little pricy $29. Most locksmith supply stores sell them for $10.

Another favorite is the Mini Knife Tool MKTX on page 28 which can be used to open briefcases such as the Samsonite ones which have combination locks built into the case.

And as any good boy should know standard police handcuffs can be shimmed open easily with a bobby pin or piano wire. I was suprised to see on page 27 the Handcuff Shim Pick HSP which does the same trick. But at $4 its a little more expensive then piano wire and bobby pins.

I'm sure any police officer knows that it says in the constition if you can pick the lock thats just as good as a search warrent issued on probable cause.

After the lock pick section is the dirty tricks section. On most of the items they warn that it would be illegal to use on any criminal suspects. They say you should only use this stuff on yourself or people who willingly agree to let you use it on them.

Page 39 has a device Keyghost PC Recorder KG that you can used to illegaly capture what a suspect types on his computer. Its only $139.

Page 41 has a device Wrong Number Generator which you can hook to a supects phone line. Its causes 25% of the calls the suspect makes to go to a wrong number.

Page 75 is titled Special Ingredients. Item SI-1 is Vomit Fluid which is used to make a suspect vomit. Item SI-11 EVacuator is given to the suspect to cause the same thing as vomit fluid but via the back door. SI-8 Lock-Out Drops just what a friendly cop needs to jam your door lock. The BLOB SI-13 is designed to be put in suspects car gas tank to ruin the engine.

Page 74 has some books every police officer needs.

L-12 Encyclopedia of Revenge L-3 Byte Me! Hayduke's guide to computer generated Revenge. L-68 High-tech harassment. How to get even with anybody anytime. L-98 Vengeance is mine.

The catalog is

SHOMET-TEC Law Enforcement and Military Equipment 2002 Catalog

http://www.shomer-tec.com

Shomer Tec PO BOX 28070 Bellingham, Wa 98228

(360)733-6214 (360)676-5248 fax


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